Hello. My name is Sam.

This kid is definitely one of my favorites.

How would this dinosaurs put pants on with their tiny little dino arms?

theworstthingsforsale:

If you’ve been on the internet for more than thirty seconds in the past year, you’ve probably seen Rachael Ray’s “Late Night Bacon” recipe, which I won’t bother linking, because it just says to microwave bacon on a plate, and you have Google.

Continuing her dominance of the culinary world’s cutting edge is Rachael Ray’s Garbage Bowl, which is a special $20 bowl you’re supposed to buy to put your scraps in. If you peel carrots at the counter, Rachael Ray says to put the shavings in this bowl. I don’t know why. You put scraps in the trash, right? I mean, you personally, as a human being?

Customers who bought this item also bought about 70 other overpriced, unnecessary Rachael Ray-branded items. I didn’t exaggerate when I said 70 other items, either. You gotta click through and look at this enormous load of shit so I don’t spend the whole next week talking about how you don’t need a $20 oil bottle because when you buy the oil it already comes in a fucking bottle.

“Customers who bought this item also bought about 70 other overpriced, unnecessary Rachael Ray-branded items.”

*gigglesnort*